Pirates of the Caribbean: little bunny questions

I watched this movie with father bunny several months ago, even mother bunny enjoyed it, cause she is not a adventure movies fan. Now there are promoting their sequel, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Promotion includes enrolling a vessel in the Volvo ocean race.

Uncle bunny lived in Stockholm for one year or so and drove Volvo cars (That are now made by Ford, as Range Rover, Jaguar and ------blast------- Aston Martin).

A little bunny like me would like to know….

- After some loses why is Disney doing this kind of promotion?
- What if the Black Pearl won’t win against the movistar, brasil1, etc?
- Why Mr. Sparrow is not the captain?
- Do really little humans watch ship race on TV?
- If above question answer is yes… would they like to watch a movie if black pearl is not winning?
- Why Volvo cars are not Swedish any more?
- Is Ford using same crap (parts) in Volvo, Jaguar, etc
- If above question answer is yes, should mother bunny – who likes Jaguar, pay more for a different shaped Mondeo?
- Do you think going to the cinema is kind of expensive?
- I love Johnny Deep, do you know if a little bunny has any chance with him?

- Can you gobernate a ship drunk or stoned? (I have seen many people drinking on board and off)

http://www.volvooceanrace.org/news/article/2005/november/aftermath/index.aspx

I really don’t know how people says that I am an innocent and uncomplicated little bunny….