I am totally out of control.

Being a little bunny (may be now not so little as I am one year old) is very stressing. As you now we shouted our first movie in China http://goldentuzi.miffa.net/ and a few days after that I had a meeting at The Peninsula lobby with their executives to produce one of the first bunny produced trends magazine. http://Hvmagazine.miffa.net

This is me trying to convince top executives Miffa is the real number one

Father bunny was ill and I missed Bread & butter BCN, so I took a plane to attend BCN Berlin with low temperatures, cheap hotels and all this kind of sh*T. Barcelona, Madrid, Milan, Hong Kong, Switzerland, Melbourne…

I am exhausted, so exhausted that for a month or so I have not driven my Aston Martin. Even worse I bought a nice 65 feet ship two weeks ago and Father and Mother bunny are all the time scheduling business on it.

I spend more than 14 hours a day with my computer trading values with the million (euro) father bunny gave me. Now I am one day in Berlin dealing with Escada about our new collection, and the same day having supper with Bulgari and Dolce & Gabbana in their Italian Castle. Rolls Royce, Luxury hotels and several people coming with me taking care of my needs, airports, first class and VIP lounges, Champagne, fresh carrots grown in Madagascar (the sweetest ones).

Lot of time trying to create opportunities and value for my customers and for the world, and all of that just because Miffa think she must use the great intelligence God Bunny gave her.

Just kidding, I am just a little uncomplicated bunny who loves to play games with father bunny and that thinks many business men are crazy.

Check this out: http://spanish.martinvarsavsky.net/fon/ritmo-infernal.html
One can be stupid, but so much????

Check also big bunny Corrosco entry
http://blog.abusemagazine.com/index.php/2006/02/24/pajeros-fon/

PS: Don’t ask me to translate “Pajeros”

Father bunny brought us a present from San Sebastian

Father bunny travelled to San Sebastian two days ago with some colleagues. Normally father bunny and me used to travel together but since I have to take care of Miffu I decided to settle a little bit. This city is in the north of Spain, close to France and news reported snow an very low temperatures so I decided that my responsibility taking care of Miffu was bigger than my desire to visit new spots.

This is me holded by father bunny entering a Chinase hotel.

He has been there at least 5 times over the last 6 months, several days each time too. First time I told him to bring my teddy, because one feels sad when you are far from your family for a week…

There’s a nice spot in the center, plenty of shops. There, he bought us a nice present, it was almost 00:30 when he arrived home and we’ were already asleep, but he let the present close to us and when we woke up we saw it !!!

Thank you father bunny!

Marketing & Metrics

A little, but smart, bunny like me is amazed by a lot of things day after day…

One of them is when I see people paying several times the amount one would pay for an item. Let’s explain this further.

A carrot has several features and benefits that all little and no so little bunnies know: Freshness, sweetness, etc. And so we evaluate the price we would pay for them.

As time goes you know that Honest Bunny Joe has the best carrots and so we buy him most of them.

I wonder why in human world people tend to pay a lot for what it really cost thousand times less, so I asked father bunny.

He said to me that all is related to human condition. They have developed a science to induce and to get profits from this. It’s called marketing

"Marketing is an organizational function and a set of processes for creating, communicating and delivering value to customers and for managing customer relationships in ways that benefit the organization and its stakeholders”.

And beside of this he told me about perceived value, expectatives, experience and many obscene things.

This morning I hear this song on the radio: Choose Life by Underworld

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a fucking big television
Choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you
are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
sprit-crushing ga me shows
Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked-up brats
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.

New Madrid Barajas T4 airport terminal

Mother bunny went today to Madrid.. She was a little bit excited by the fact that she was arriving to the new terminal T4 at Madrid airport. . Everybody has been complaining about the new Terminal. People argue that services are quite poor, no signs to indicate the exit way and so on. Mother bunny got up at 7.00 am to fly to Madrid. Actually, we don´t know, if mother bunny was so asleep that she didn´t realize all the problems in the new Terminal , or if the new terminal is fine.

Actually, mother bunny came back at 11.00pm and she said that the new terminal was great. Awesome shops, nice architecture, lively colours and so on …

but the only thing she complained about was the time you spend right now to fly from Barcelona and to Madrid and backwards.The new terminal is so huge, that you have to walk for about 10 minutes before you reach the desk and get your boarding card.

Mother bunny was exhausted to walk arount the new terminal. Once you land at Barcelona airport on the third runway, it takes you 10 minutes on the plane to reach the terminal .So, mother bunny complained about all the time wasted at the airports.

Poor mother bunny.

In love with myself

In love with myself
in love with my own reflection
with my own affection
with the vision that i see

There's nobody else
i'm taking my own direction
i can see perfection doing all i can for me
In love with myself...

I can take you to hell
i'm falling so deep inside it
and i just can't hide
it feel it burning down on me

I dance with myself
as hundreds of eyes are waiting
can't strip completely
and the lights are burning me

In love with myself...

HV magazine: one week to go

Corrupción en Miami – Miami Vice

A few days ago, may be a week, father bunny was ill. May be it was some kind of avian flu (imported from HK). Mother bunny was skiing and having Foundee in Switzerland (though she said she was there for work), so this little bunny was in charge of all in home operations for two days.

First day was quite normal with father bunny doing some call to people and trying to dome some work on the computer, except for some sudden visit to the WC everything seemed right.

But, at the end of that day he, may be because of his high fever, reminded about a TV program from his childhood --- Miami Vice --- and that was the beginning of a reckless adventure in which I took part…

We watched almost half of the first season on the TV!!!!!!!!

It was not only watching the episodes, it was listening all the stuff and supposedly funny anecdotes that father bunny was talking about.

For any little bunny like me, born in 2004, using the way back machine to move 20 years away (the eighties) could cause severe trauma. Fashion tends to re-invent (ehem, copy old concepts and mix them up), so I am used to see Uncle Bunny and Aunt Bunny, and even Mother bunny wearing old 70 garments, you know, bell bottom blue jeans and elephant leg pants.

But when you try to approach the 80’s, You’d better faster your seat belt!!. I must admit that Miami Vice it was the genesis of what we now call video-art.

Please note Ricardo's face (too may oysters or/and seasick?)

Aesthetics, editing, music and good looking bunnies are far more important than plot and story. Besides it introduces some concepts as product placement (Fake Ferrari, and may be fake Rolex???) Anyways, here they are, the little bunny questions.

• Mr Crocket (Burnett) looks like if he was dressed with clothes founded in a trash container
• Haven’t anyone said him that a belt is a good idea when wearing formal trousers?
• Color matching, ok this is something very personal.
• Look the “shoes” he is wearing, Oh, shit not even Father Bunny ill will dare to wear that.
• Why they use a fake Ferrari (Corvette with Ferrari parts)? Even Ferrari was so embarrassed that in the third season the gave them two units.
• Why Armani designed those super shiny suits that Ricardo and all the bad boys are using?
• Mr Crocket's voice in the Spanish dubbed version is kind of macho attractive but Mr Johson looks like the typical freak teen sound. (Bravo Melanie)

So many questions….

Arggh!!!!! I have discovered a picture of mother bunny with the same hairstyle (long curly hair with plenty of hairspray)

Please Mega Tiny Bunny, Don’t look at it!