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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The 22 Non Mutable Laws of Selling Carrots: Law 2 Category

C'on Miffa you don't need glasses!

WTF! I thought the art of selling carrots was a complicate one, but now I’ve changed my mind. This is just a matter of rabbit sense. So here it’s chapter two: The Category Law

If you can't be first in a category, set up a new category you can be first in.

Given that it's very hard to gain leadership in a category where competition already exists, (you have nothing to do as a blog star or a superhero) it's better to create a product in new category than trying to attack existing categories.

If your supermarket offers you florette salads at a price a fancy restaurant would be able to match, something is wrong, or may be it’s not. They have done their homework and they did create a new category – the ready to make for lazy bastards lettuce - said a tired and really fucked up Father Bunny.

Category doesn't have to be radically different, e.g. if there's dominant player in soda drinks one can become the first to launch energetic drinks

If one can't be the first to produce genetically altered carrots, one can still be the first to do the most bizarre things with them- Said Miffa Chan


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  • Hi Miffa,

    You look very nice with that silhoutte glasses. Do not pay attention to that silly things your father is teaching.

    Keep it simple and uncomplicated!!

    That is what we all love from you.

    Looking forward to hug you again.

    By Anonymous Sea Cucumber, at 11/24/2006 01:54:00 pm  

  • I don't think that nothing that someone can teach to another one is a silly thing.

    "El conocimiento no ocupa lugar".

    What can be translate like "knowledge doesn't take any place" (or something... :s)

    Live is not simple and uncomplicated. That's the first lesson everyone should learn.

    By Anonymous katanga, at 11/24/2006 08:12:00 pm  

  • Katanga,

    Supongo que mi amigo el pepino de mar (no se en que piensan al poner estos nombres) se referia a que lo que él admira de Miffa es su visión "inocente" de la realidad.

    Desde luego con la frase final nos has tirado a la piscina de hielo ;)

    May be, my friend Sea Cucumber (I don't know wtf this people is thinking while putting names themselves) is talking about Miffa's innocent vision of reality .

    With your final sentence about life you have thrown us to an ice cool swimming pool

    By Blogger Father Bunny, at 11/25/2006 08:45:00 am  

  • Who the hell uses the name "sea cucumber"?

    You silly idiot. show some respect ;)

    By Blogger Father Bunny, at 11/25/2006 08:46:00 am  

  • Ouch! Sorry about that, guys.

    I didn't meant to be killjoy. It's just that I think that it's good to be realist (tener los pies en el suelo), especially to be able to value at its joust measured life's (con F de fffffurra) simple and uncomplicated things ;)

    By Anonymous katanga, at 11/25/2006 07:28:00 pm  

  • ¿Pero es qué cómo se pueden tener amigos que se hagan llamar asi?

    Pepinos de mar.

    El mundo se acaba. Merece ser dominado por hordas de conejorobots mandados por la mente privilegiada para el crimen de la hermanastra de Miffa. Miffu.


    By Blogger Father Bunny, at 11/27/2006 05:23:00 pm  

  • Mente privilegiada para el crimen??? Dios nos asista :s

    By Anonymous katanga, at 11/27/2006 09:59:00 pm  

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